Any time the Kansas City Royals maintain a winning record, I applaud and reassess the existence of a divine power. I mean, we’re talking about the smallest baseball market in the United States. Eric Hosmer’s girlfriend Kimberly Figueroa, knowingly or unknowingly, is by definition a supporter underdogs. I actually had a dream about the Kansas City Royals the other night, and in it the Royals somehow won the World Series. Proof that all dreams are utter nonsense. Let’s get back to the lovely Kimberly…
Eric’s girlfriend Kimberly works as a bartender in Florida and makes trips out to Kansas City on occasion. There’s been some nasty posts and talk about Eric Hosmer flying other girls to see him play in Kansas when Kim isn’t around, but we’re merely going to mention that talk comes from thedirty.com and move on. The lady seems to be enjoying her life, and she’s what I like to call an optimistic wristwatch, meaning she is worn on the wrist and has faith in more stability in the future. Her religious tweets are a little unexpected, but in the land of endless strip malls and insipid restaurants, it’s about par for the course. She does have the occasional bright bit to add: “Grass isn’t always greener on the other side it’s green where u water it.” Digging that, thanks Kim.
Being Eric’s girlfriend in 2014 also means having a steady interest in his newly found contract. The man is now pulling in a cool 3.6 million bones after having found a real steady bump up from the previous year’s net of $528,000. This is really good news, as young Eric and his girlfriend Kim are frequently out at night clubs with friends, dancing and popping bottles. I’ve been to Kansas City, and it doesn’t exactly compare to Miami when it comes to night life.