Brian Schneider and wife Jordan Schneider (maiden name Jordan Sproat) were married November 6, 2004 and have two children together. They live in Palm Beach Gardens, FL in the offseason. During the season, the family elected to stay in Manhattan, bucking the trend of New York players with families living in a ritzy Connecticut or New Jersey suburb.
Brian and Jordan Schneider have two dogs together, with the names Dinger and Ribbie. For a baseball nerd like me, those are sweet ass names. Especially when, being from Boston, I know at least a dozen dogs with uninspired names like Fenway and Ortiz. You want a good dog name? Name it Trot or Nixon, after all-time Red Sox great dirt dog Trot Nixon.