This is the type of post where I will live in fear for my life after it goes up on Playerwives. Reason being…. I don’t think Lani is attractive…. like at all[Editor’s note: DJ Pullout in no way represents the views of this site. We think she’s hot, Shane. We swear.] Look at her face. I mean seriously Shane? It’s time to upgrade to 2.0. Is her hair line receding? I mean I’m not one to talk about hair lines receding but damn. Get a weave miss. Also have you heard her voice? I watched the youtube video on the right and immediately wanted to turn it off when she started talking. I dont know how Shane puts up with that on a daily basis. Don’t get me wrong…. she seems nice and all…. def not a bitch…. but something about her makes me cringe. Her teeth maybe? Or her nose? I don’t know. Yes I am going to hell.
Lani Carwin works as a realtor. I guess between her knowing all the realty tricks and Shane’s somewhat big money that’s how they got that house. Her and Shane also volunteer at a homeless shelter in the local area from time to time to help serve food. Yup…. I’m definitely going to hell now. Hail Satan.
The Carwins consist of Shane, Lani, Shane’s son Kamden from a previous marriage, and together they have a daughter named Alexia. Shane and Lani met when Shane was looking to buy a house and one of his friends asked Lani to help him out with it. She approached Shane while he was working on his bicep curls in the gym and the two have been inseparable ever since.
Shane is fighting Junior Dos Santos this Saturday June 11th on PPV for the #1 contender spot in the Heavyweight division of the UFC. This fight will be a guaranteed 1st round KO. Will be glorious.
