Bill Simmons’ wife Kari Simmons keeps a low image profile on the internet but a high word profile writing wacky articles on it. I’ve been reading some of Kari’s articles, and they veer into all sorts of territories. She’s opinionated, and she’s also pretty funny. One good example of Bill Simmons’ wife Kari being funny is how she describes his relationship with his sports geek friend, Hench. In one article, she explains how they “own…
You’ve gotta’ love a chick who describes herself simply as a thrill seeker. That’s what Kolten Wong’s girlfriend Alissa Noll purports to be. I felt a twinge of envy when I saw that she lives in Hawaii and frequently goes scuba-diving and snorkeling in tropical reef-land. Pretty snazzy lifestyle. I suppose scuba and snorkel provide a modicum of thrillage. Kolten’s girlfriend Alissa is also his fiance. The two are engaged, and I’ve seen Alissa’s ring…
Shelby Miller’s wife Amy Miller is coming up on her 1-year wedding anniversary with her young gunslinger husband. Last year they were wed in November and for some reason received a full writeup in the New York Times (your guess is as good as mine, folks– they’re exactly like most baseball relationships). According to the Times, Shelby’s wife Amy had a boyfriend of three years when she met Shelby, and he had just gone out…
Jesse Chavez’ wife Crystal Chavez may indeed prefer SoCal to NoCal. That is, if you asked her which area of California she liked the most, she might tell you that Southern California is a bit better than Northern California, and you wouldn’t have to twist her arm. I’m going off of her twitter feed, where she posts a picture of her hanging with her young daughter on the beach and says she loves SoCal. It…
Matt Williams wife Erika Williams is an ambitious lady, and I applaud her for that- full stop. When I see a pretty blonde sports wife who has a job and keeps herself busy by trying to improver her talents and creativity, I’m impressed. She doesn’t have to do anything, and half of the sports wives out there are poolside ornaments. However, I issue the above with some caveats about Matt Williams’ wife Erika and her…
Hisashi Iwakuma’s wife Madoka Iwakuma has created a children’s book with Hisashi in order to give it as a present at a Ronald McDonald House of Charity in Sendai, Japan (also known as an RMH in Japan). An RMH is a place where very sick children go to try and recover from their illnesses. So Hisashi and Madoka get major kudos for helping out the sick kids. This wasn’t even their first time, as they’re…
Mike Scioscia’s wife Anne Scioscia inherited one of the weirdest last names in baseball history. But guess what- her last name before she was married was McIlquham. So these two are obviously perfect for each other, because if you were taking a roll call in a classroom, and you’d never heard of those names before, I can 100% guarantee you would screw up their pronunciation. Because I’m a considerate fellow, I’ve taken the liberty of looking…