Fernandinho’s Wife Glaucia

Fernandinho’s wife Glaucia looks like a truly jolly soul. Every picture I’ve seen them together in, she looks like she’s having a blast. If I were a woman married to a guy named “Fernandinho,” I’d be none too pleased. Never mind the fact that he’s worth like a bajillion Euros, my small brain can’t process how to pronounce the guy’s name! Fernan-deen-oh? I think I’ve got it, but man does it not roll off the…

Julius Randle’s girlfriend Kendra Shaw

Julius Randle’s girlfriend Kendra Shaw is proud to be his girlfriend. The college kid is more than happy to put their relationship all over Instagram, and honestly, we get it. Randle should go early in the 2014 NBA Draft, and we fully expect Kendra to be there front and center in the green room with him. The Kentucky native Shaw appeared more than happy to bring the Dallas kid Randle to the highest sports event…

Oscar’s Wife Ludmilla Emboaba

Can someone explain why this guy Oscar doesn’t have to go by his last name, and yet people refer to his wife by his last name? Oscar’s wife Ludmilla Emboaba is wondering the same thing, so I’m just trying to figure out how these Brazilians get to Madonna and Prince themselves. Maybe they’re so popular in Brazil that they might as well be pop stars? Still, to give some guy that was born in 1991…

Landon Donovan’s Girlfriend Hannah Bartell

UPDATE 02/15/2015: Landon Donovan’s girlfriend Hannah Bartell is soon to become Landon Donovan’s wife, following the couple’s recent engagement. The newly retired LA Galaxy star took to Facebook to reveal the news, saying: “Lastly, and most importantly, I recently got engaged to the love of my life, Hannah. I have never been this happy and I’m excited for our future together!” Congratulations to the happy couple! Landon Donovan’s girlfriend Hannah Bartell is a hospitable friend…

Luis Suarez’s wife Sofia Balbi Suarez

Luis Suarez’s wife Sofia Balbi Suarez has known him since the two began dating in high school, when they were only 15. The couple has since wed (in 2009) and had two children together, Delfina and Benjamin. Suarez is very close with his wife’s family, to the point where his father-in-law recently suggested that Suarez may be looking to change clubs, from current Liverpool to Real Madrid or Barcelona (both of which happen to be…

Miroslav Klose’s Wife Sylwia Klose

You read her name right folks. Don’t make me tell you again. Miroslav Klose’s wife Sylwia Klose is here to remind us all that there’s more than one way to spell a cool name. The next time you’re looking for a word game, replace all the “v’s” you come across with “w’s,” and you’ll have yourself a tongue-twister in the making. These two crazy cats have been together for quite some time. They’re both from…

Stuart Holden’s Girlfriend Karalyn West

Stuart Holden’s girlfriend Karalyn West is a model and yoga instructor who loves to strike ballerina-like yoga poses in places like airplanes and soccer fields. They make for interesting photos on twitter. Her page is littered with her grabbing her leg and pulling it behind her head. Whatever works for you, Karalyn. Karalyn, who hails from Columbus, Ohio, was a model on Project Runway back in season 5. That was back when the show had…