Patrick Willis’ girlfriend Shenae Saifi

All I have to say is well done Patrick Willis, well done. The San Francisco 49er linebacker nailed it with this one. The one I’m trying to describe is Patrick Willis’ fiancee, Shenae Saifi, but I’m finding it pretty tough to come up with any words that would do her justice. The only real problem I have with Shenae, is that we know nothing about her. I mean if it wasn’t for the couple getting…

Nick Mangold’s wife Jennifer Richmond

The New York Jets are a terrible football team. And that’s coming from a Jets fan (despite previous edits to the contrary by our astute editor). Take a look at that roster for a sec. The starting QB (Sanchez) should be a backup but despite that fact, was given an $8 million extension last year. Maybe that was to boost his confidence, who knows? However, bringing in Jesus… excuse me, Tebow… to back him up…

Doug Martin’s Girlfriend: The Reason We Have Muscle Hamster

I think we’re all in agreement with Doug Martin that he needs a new nickname. All I really think of when I hear “Muscle Hampster” is that stupid Hamster dance song from the late 90s (good luck getting that out of your head now). In addition to it being annoying, Doug Martin’s ex-girlfriend is the reason he got the nickname in the first place. While attending Boise State, Martin was at one point dating a…

Chamique Holdsclaw’s girlfriend (ex) Jennifer Lacy

It’s amazing to see how professional athletes can have cataclysmic falls from grace when their playing days are up. One of the 8 people to ever play in the WNBA that I can name (8 is generous), is Chamique Holdsclaw. Holdsclaw’s career in the WNBA was up and down, plagued by injury, and a surprising, unexplained retirement in 2007 and unretirement in 2008. She finally departed the league in 2010 Off the court, Holdsclaw never…

Manti Te’o’s girlfriend Lennay Kekua

UPDATE: 01/16/2013: Manti Teo’s girlfriend Lennay Kekua – HOAX The headlines have been unavoidable over the past couple hours in the wake of Deadspin’s incredible post detailing the facts, myths, questions, and lies surrounding the relationship of Manti Te’o and girlfriend Lennay Kekua. We’re not going to step on Deadspin’s toes with all the details, because they earned this story, your click, and for that matter a click on one of their ads. They seriously…

Hope Solo’s husband Jerramy Stevens

We give up. It’s officially impossible to figure out Hope Solo’s dating life. During the 2011 Women’s World Cup run, we learned that Hope Solo was dating Adrian Galaviz, though their relationship has been in and out of the press, and appears to have been that of the on again off again variety. There were rumors of Hope hooking up with her partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy during her stint on Dancing With The Stars, which was…

Serena Williams boyfriend Patrick Mouratoglou

Serena Williams is on a roll, lately. After dominating for yet another Grand Slam title at the US Open, pundits were lauding her as one of the greatest women’s tennis players of all time. While some women tail off once they hit their 20’s, Serena is still rolling into her 30s, and just days short of turning 31. One reason for the resounding success long after many tennis pro’s hit their wall may be the…