Bill Simmons’ wife Kari Simmons keeps a low image profile on the internet but a high word profile writing wacky articles on it. I’ve been reading some of Kari’s articles, and they veer into all sorts of territories. She’s opinionated, and she’s also pretty funny. One good example of Bill Simmons’ wife Kari being funny is how she describes his relationship with his sports geek friend, Hench. In one article, she explains how they “own…
Media Wives and Girlfriends (WAGS)
Mike Tirico’s wife Debbie Tirico might be the only woman who knew him in the 1990’s that still likes him. I know what you’re thinking: Mike Tirico? How could you say such a thing about this congenial, ultra-pro broadcaster? Nope, according to everyone who worked for ESPN in the 90’s, Tirico was the opposite of a pro. I’m talking big time sexual harassment. Such was the corporate culture of ESPN in the 90’s. I’ll get…
James Brown’s wife Dorothy Brown does not have the sportscasting ability of her husband, but she does have an equal measure of his devoutness. The couple are extremely religious and take part in all sorts of Church group what-have-you’s and gatherings of all stripe. Brown and his wife Dorothy also have a daughter named Katrina who has three daughters of her own with her husband John, making Dorothy and Jimmy grandparents. I’ve always thought James…
Bill Cowher’s girlfriend Queen V is really named Veronica, but nobody knows her last name. She’s also the frontwoman in a rock band also called Queen V. Bill is a widower; his wife Kaye died of skin cancer in 2010. So we’re happy to see him out and about with his new rocker girlfriend. You may remember Queen V from a photo featuring Hines Ward, Ward’s girlfriend Lyndsey Georgalas, and Bill Cowher. The photo is…
Dan Patrick’s wife Susan Patrick takes credit for jailing a mob accountant. That’s right– she helped put a mobbed up crook behind bars. The story has also been loosely linked to these other really bad guys named Louis Eppolito and Stephen Caracappa. We’ll get to all that briefly. First, let’s recap a little on Dan Patrick himself before we get to the strange tale of his wife Susan Patrick. Dan’s known for being one of…
Tony Gonzalez’s wife October Gonzalez is engaged in a battle for one of the most coveted chairs in all the gossip land. I’m talking about an open seat in the daily congress of diverse women– The View! Apparently “the latino seat” is open for casting, and October is actually battling against Tony Gonzalez’s ex-girlfriend Lauren Sanchez (and the mother of one of Tony’s children). Doesn’t that strike you as weird? Like, is Tony Gonzalez some…
This may sound mean, but Damien Woody’s wife Nicole Woody might want to join Damien on The Biggest Loser. He’s going to be competing against former quarterback Scott Mitchell. It’s just an issue of being healthy and comfortable. It’s not healthy to be putting that kind of strain on your body. These two are very large folks. Combined, they easily weigh 550 pounds. Damien himself weighs 388 pounds (according to The Biggest Loser) and you…