OK, we’re going to play this one straight for now, until we unleash DJ Pullout on this post. Jarrod Saltalamacchia’s wife Ashley Saltalamacchia was his gym teacher. Intrigued? Read on… In 2003, Royal Palm Beach High School catching stud Jarrod Saltalamacchia was making a name for himself aside from the already unforgettable surname he already carried. Salty was drafted in the first round by the Atlanta Braves, and one would assume that Royal Palm Beach…