Kirk Nieuwenhuis’ wife Bethany Nieuwenhuis is a bubbly young lady who wed dear old Kirk late in 2013. She’s what I would call a “sharp Californian,” which means she leans toward a progressive and open attitude towards social issues and has a free-wheeling approach to life. That’s a good thing for a player’s wife because it lends her some flexibility when she finds herself in different living situations. Being able to adapt is important when…

Kelly Johnson’s wife Lauren Johnson was proposed to by a tearful Mr. Johnson in a family restaurant in Atlanta, Georgia. I feel a bit of cultural dissonance when I hear about a professional baseball player crying when he proposes to his girlfriend, but that’s just his style, I guess. He was sitting with her at her favorite restaurant, and he started crying so she thought something was amiss. Come on, Kelly, hold it together! He…

Travis D’Arnaud’s girlfriend Britney Cobain laughs at the guy’s jokes, and that’s the most important thing to him. In an interview from the Post from last year, D’Arnaud said as much though the interviewer responded by saying that D’Arnaud wasn’t naturally funny and that he must mean she forces the laugh. Taking the high road, D’Arnaud just responded with a “who knows” and said no matter the reason, Britney made him feel naturally funny. You…