Mike Scioscia’s wife Anne Scioscia inherited one of the weirdest last names in baseball history. But guess what- her last name before she was married was McIlquham. So these two are obviously perfect for each other, because if you were taking a roll call in a classroom, and you’d never heard of those names before, I can 100% guarantee you would screw up their pronunciation. Because I’m a considerate fellow, I’ve taken the liberty of looking…
MLB Wives and Girlfriends (WAGS)
Any time the Kansas City Royals maintain a winning record, I applaud and reassess the existence of a divine power. I mean, we’re talking about the smallest baseball market in the United States. Eric Hosmer’s girlfriend Kimberly Figueroa, knowingly or unknowingly, is by definition a supporter underdogs. I actually had a dream about the Kansas City Royals the other night, and in it the Royals somehow won the World Series. Proof that all dreams are…
Jason Grilli’s wife Danielle Grilli is happy to be planted in one place so she doesn’t have to worry about constantly uprooting herself with each trade of her husband. Jason’s definitely been around the block when it comes to playing for different teams. The guy’s 37 and could possibly go a few more years, but moving to Orlando, Florida was a good decision for their family– setting them up for nice weather after he retires….
Oh, Jeffrey, Jeffrey, Jeffrey. You have been a bad monkey. Mets co-owner Jeff Wilpon’s wife Valerie Wilpon is probably wishing he had kept his smart little comments to himself. Apparently Jeff has been busying himself with making former Vice President of ticket sales Leigh Castergine feel like filing a full-fledged lawsuit against him. The reason she’s suing is because Wilpon repeatedly tried to embarrass and humiliate her in front of her peers and co-workers about…
Fernando Rodney’s wife Helen Rodney can hit his changeup. She’s been hitting it in life ever since she married a professional baseball player. I sometimes think the women married to baseball players have it the roughest because of their punishing schedules, frequency of trading, and relatively low mean salary. Fernando and Helen have four kids ages 2 to 13. That right there will keep the lady busy for much of the day. Little is known…
Kole Calhoun’s wife Jennifer Calhoun adds more solid evidence to the high school sweetheart theory we’ve been formulating as it relates to professional athletes. That is to say– she has been with Kole since high school. My theory revolves around the idea that driven young athletes often will stay with their girlfriend indefinitely so as to maximize stability in their life. Kole’s wife Jennifer is a classy blonde, and she’s already got herself a baby…
John Rocker’s girlfriend Julie McGee is a spray-tan business owner and future Survivor contestant. That’s a lot of living right there. First of all, owning a spray-tan business is sort of like the Sopranos equivalent of “going straight.” You’re not committing any crimes, but your level of greasiness and low-brow practices continues unabated. Spraying on a tan is sort of baffling to me because it’s very easily spotted and rarely improves one’s looks. Let me…