As of this writing, Fozzy Whittaker’s girlfriend Jasmine Clayton has only 58 days to go until the big day. They’re getting married in Austin, Texas. The story of their engagement is pretty awesome. I gotta’ hand it to Fozzy, he came up with a good one. He took Jasmine to SeaWorld on a little excursion into a tank with a Beluga whale named Martha. He had a small blue buoy painted with the words “Will…

Cam Newton’s son Chosen Newton has taken the world by storm. The enigmatic quarterback has generated headlines in recent weeks. Newton’s headlines are usually reserved for his absurd and redefining-of-the-position play on the field, this is something entirely different. Cam Newton’s son seems to have transformed the man that people love to love and love to hate. Born on Christmas Eve, 2015, Cam Newton’s son came into the world with a unique name, from a…

Cortland Finnegan’s wife Lacey Finnegan is a beautiful blonde mother of their two daughters. She’s got a very pretty face– classic attractiveness at work. I’d expect nothing less from a focused performer like Mr. Finnegan. Lacey was wearing some bright golden sneakers recently while Cortland sported some more conventional kicks. It’s good to get an update now and again on what players and their wives are wearing on their feet. We wouldn’t want to fall…

Derek Anderson’s wife Mallory Anderson is an enchanting lady with an easy-going way about her. She’s Derek’s second wife, and they were married in 2013. Derek’s first wife was a lady named Lisa who grew up with him and another woman named Sara Jean Underwood. Sara Jean was best friends with Lisa, and Sara Jean ended up becoming the Playboy Playmate of the Year back in 2007. He went out and got himself a copy…

Mike Tolbert’s wife Shianette Tolbert is treated well by ‘ole Mikey. He surprised her two weeks ago during a bye week and took her on vacation to Asheville. That’s where the largest privately owned house in America stands. It’s called The Biltmore Estate, and Mike and Shianette took a nice tour of the joint. He even someone to take care of the kids while they were away. That’s no small task. Their kids are named…

Shaq Thompson’s girlfriend Gabby Wagonblast has got a great name. Her nickname is also “the wagonblaster.” Ladies and gents, please put your hands together and give a warm round of applause to THE WAGONBLASTER! We’re talkin’ ’bout blastin’ some wagons here. Anyway, she’s a young and pretty lady who enjoys sharing the occasional astrological retweet, the occasional pointed relationship tweet, and the occasional unreasonable Chipotle tweet. That tweet goes as follows: “They shouldn’t have girls working at chipotle. They…

Bruce DeHaven’s wife Kathy DeHaven is the mother of their two children, Toby and Annie. Toby’s actually attending Canisius as a freshman right now, and AnnieMaude is still in high school. They call her AMaude. I think it’s a pretty cool name. Kathy’s last listed address was Buffalo, New York. This was probably updated when Bruce worked for the Bills, but I think she probably just forgot to update it when he moved to the…