Jared Allen’s wife Amy Johnson Allen is a good woman.  Normally a proposal is surrounded by a ton of fanfare, where a happy couple then calls everyone they collectively know to proudly announce their news.    When you’re hitching up with Jared Allen, you probably expect the unexpected.  And nothing says unexpected like having a giant diamond slid onto your ring finger immediately before the groom to be hops into his pick up truck and leaves for…

Adrian Peterson’s wife Ashley Peterson had a baby in September of 2015, and the only thing I’ve got to complain about is them doing the whole weird photography session where the guy takes off his shirt and the woman shows her bra and huge belly. That’s one thing I will always think is ultra weird. Crabby internet gossipers, how about starting a new self-righteous witch hunt against weird pregnancy photographs involving professional athletes and their…