Chris Long’s wife Megan Long gave birth to their first child in March of 2016. The child is named Waylon, just like the character on The Simpsons. Hopefully little Waylon won’t grow up to work for an evil nuclear power dude. No one likes a bad guy’s assistant. Earlier in 2016, the family headed out to Aspen for some quality rest and relaxation. While lil’ Waylon is not featured in the post, it’s unclear if the kiddo made…

Malcolm Mitchell’s girlfriend Georgia Pirkle is actually a Georgia native. I am fairly certain the couple met at Georgia. I know she attended the school because she poses with people at the college stadium in about a dozen photos. In February 2015, Malcolm and Georgia visited New York City on vacation. This picture was the first she posted on social media of the couple together. Georgia’s mother is of Asian descent, and her father is from…

Logan Ryan’s girlfriend Ashley Bragg just accepted his marriage proposal back in June of 2016. She gave birth to their daughter, Avery, about a year before. The proposal took place at a baby photo shoot they commissioned. Logan posted a photo of Avery with cake all over her from that day. Both Logan and Ashley attended Rutgers and adopted their first dog during school. Apparently Ashley is the one who instilled a great love of dogs in…

Tyler Gaffney’s girlfriend Kristen Louelle just had their baby in July. They named him Jax, which is a popular new name for boys and seems to be sweeping the nation. After the birth, Kristen wished Tyler a happy anniversary and said she couldn’t think of a better way to celebrate their love than by bringing home their new son. That’s a nice sentiment. She calls him “suga.” That sort of made me throw up a…

Nate Ebner’s girlfriend Chelsey Walton is just the kind of girl you’d expect a rugged beast like Nate to end up with. She’s gorgeous, has a dazzling smile, and will enchant you if you look at her for more than one second. Chelsey has her own health blog, where she once wrote about Nate’s training regimen. She lists her hobbies as, “nutrition, cooking, exercising and wellness”. She lists her goal in writing the blog as hoping to “motivate and…

Matthew Slater’s wife Shahrzad Ehdaivand is a doctor who attended Brown University! I think I just found the most impressive player wife ever. It’s not every day that you come across a woman married to a professional athlete who is a practicing physician from an Ivy school, folks. Trust me, this is a big deal. She may even have a more interesting life than Mr. Slater himself, and now she’s a mom– the couple just…

The woman widely rumored to be Danny Amendola’s girlfriend is Kay Adams, a beautiful television host and presenter on NBC Sports, Fantasy Zone, CSN, and SNY. She’s got sort of a fast-talking and feisty style and a bit of a shrill voice, but she’s definitely got a cool personality. People on various forums seem split about whether they are even really dating, but he did show up to the ESPY Awards with her, so you…