It’s not often that a former #1 overall pick gets second billing.  But, when it comes to Mallory Pugh’s boyfriend Dansby Swanson, it sure makes sense.  When your girlfriend is a member of the USWNT and on the brink of winning a FIFA World Cup, she takes top billing. When did Mallory Pugh’s boyfriend Dansby Swanson enter the picture? This star crossed athlete relationship began in December of 2017.  Dansby had apparently recently broken up…

Sloane Stevens’ boyfriend Jozy Altidore is a “soccer stud” according to The New York Post. Hey, any time the Post compliments you, accept it and smile. They rarely dish out compliments. Sloane deleted the social media post that announced the relationship. That occurred in June of 2017. However, don’t feel skeptical since she talked him up a long time afterward. Athletes also erase relationship proof on social media all the time. It just means they want privacy and…

Clint Irwin’s girlfriend Kasey Rudawsky sat at home with him and watched the election on November 8. They both felt alarmed by the results. Clint attended Elon University and writes occasional pieces for Sports Illustrated and Pacific Standard. Well, Clint, I felt alarmed too. It’s almost impossible to talk about the 2016 without instantly putting half the country on the defensive, but Clint said, “40 years of declining public educational standards finally coming home to roost. If the electorate…

Tosaint Ricketts’ girlfriend Dariana Shai spends significant time writing in her blog. It’s full of cliches and bad grammar. Much of the writing is meant to be uplifting and life-affirming (like everything else written by millennials with nothing to do). Unfortunately, she never says anything interesting. Her writing maintains a self-obsessed ideology centered around fame and the absurd idea that we are all special. She makes my eyes glaze over with her blog. Here’s an example (bad…

Steven Beitashour’s wife Karlie Beitashour met him at Leland High School in San Jose, California. She’s a California girl in her heart, but she lives with Steve in Toronto because he plays for Toronto FC. Karlie works at a social media marketing company. In fact, it’s more of an analytics data management company. They let you “manage all your social media marketing in one place.” I don’t know how it works, but they keep Karlie…

Sebastian Giovinco’s girlfriend Shari is a rare sighting. Back in August of 2015, he shared a picture of his wife and son, Jacopo. He shares far more pictures of Jacopo than he does of Shari. In fact, the only pictured he ever posted on social media of Shari was the one from 2015. It was a family event at a restaurant. The family ate macaroons and a ton of other Italian food. Shari and Jacopo frequently hang…