Can someone explain why this guy Oscar doesn’t have to go by his last name, and yet people refer to his wife by his last name? Oscar’s wife Ludmilla Emboaba is wondering the same thing, so I’m just trying to figure out how these Brazilians get to Madonna and Prince themselves. Maybe they’re so popular in Brazil that they might as well be pop stars? Still, to give some guy that was born in 1991…

UPDATE 02/15/2015: Landon Donovan’s girlfriend Hannah Bartell is soon to become Landon Donovan’s wife, following the couple’s recent engagement. The newly retired LA Galaxy star took to Facebook to reveal the news, saying: “Lastly, and most importantly, I recently got engaged to the love of my life, Hannah. I have never been this happy and I’m excited for our future together!” Congratulations to the happy couple! Landon Donovan’s girlfriend Hannah Bartell is a hospitable friend…

Luis Suarez’s wife Sofia Balbi Suarez has known him since the two began dating in high school, when they were only 15. The couple has since wed (in 2009) and had two children together, Delfina and Benjamin. Suarez is very close with his wife’s family, to the point where his father-in-law recently suggested that Suarez may be looking to change clubs, from current Liverpool to Real Madrid or Barcelona (both of which happen to be…

You read her name right folks. Don’t make me tell you again. Miroslav Klose’s wife Sylwia Klose is here to remind us all that there’s more than one way to spell a cool name. The next time you’re looking for a word game, replace all the “v’s” you come across with “w’s,” and you’ll have yourself a tongue-twister in the making. These two crazy cats have been together for quite some time. They’re both from…

Stuart Holden’s girlfriend Karalyn West is a model and yoga instructor who loves to strike ballerina-like yoga poses in places like airplanes and soccer fields. They make for interesting photos on twitter. Her page is littered with her grabbing her leg and pulling it behind her head. Whatever works for you, Karalyn. Karalyn, who hails from Columbus, Ohio, was a model on Project Runway back in season 5. That was back when the show had…

David Luiz’s girlfriend Sara Madeira is your classic fuzzy-chaser. They are a special breed of ladies more common in Brazil (where the fuzzies run free). The two are now engaged and will probably wed within the year. David is a really nice guy. Just the other day, a young boy, crying and full of emotion, hopped the security barrier and sprinted to David in the hopes of meeting his hero. Rather than order the security…

Well we all saw it. Or at least we as in the people who watched Brazil versus Mexico. Memo Ochoa shut out the indomitable Neymar and his band of brassy Brasileros. I think he got lucky a few of those shots, myself, but it doesn’t matter at all. The fact is, he did it. Memo Ochoa’s girlfriend Karla Mora is a model and mother to his son. According to TMZ, the two have not wed,…