Graham Zusi’s girlfriend Abra House wants to keep a low profile, and that’s a hard thing to do when you’re kickin’ it with the inimitable Doctor Zooz. This is going to sound really weird, but Graham Zusi reminds me of Jim Cutler from Mad Men. Don’t you think he kind of looks like him? I know he’s younger and more chiseled and handsomer, but the guy kind of still reminds me of the ambitious, throat-cutting…
Soccer Wives and Girlfriends (WAGS)
Omar Gonzalez’s wife Erica Gonzalez had to adjust to Omar’s new glasses. Google glasses, to be precise. No, they will not be referred to as “glass” in this post, and how can you pluralize a product called glass anyway? Glasses. Omar has shared pictures with the public of himself sporting the soon-to-be-ubiquitous technology, one can only they will point out holes in team Ghana, Portugal, and Germany’s offenses for Mr. Gonzalez to exploit. He’s a…
Soccer chicks will go where the wind takes them. That’s the old adage, and the wind has blown Geoff Cameron’s girlfriend Lindsay Hagopian clear out of the hot, humid city of Houston. She posted a commemorative picture of her looking at the city from a rooftop, saying her goodbyes, and all of her friends were sad to see her go. But now is not the time for hitting the bars with friends. Now is the…
Tim Howard’s wife Laura Howard is a Tennessee gal, and the couple live in Memphis in the summer and when Tim’s not playing in England for Everton. Their two kids Jacob and Alivia move around with them too. Back in 2010, Laura would get together with her friends and family to watch the USA games at a bar called The Flying Saucer Draught Emporium in Cordova, TN. Laura’s family is extremely large (she has 24…
Jurgen Klinsmann’s wife Debbie Klinsmann was swept off her feet abroad, and it wasn’t a sliding tackle. She had been doing a bit of modeling work there as Debbie Chin back then, and she managed to lure him into the Southern California lifestyle after he retired in 1998, effectively a legend as a striker of the 80’s and 90’s. Now he’s a Huntington Beach man with two kids. They both like basketball and video games….
Lars-Kristian Eriksen’s wife Caroline Berg Eriksen has become a popular topic of conversation in the past few days. And if you’re anything like us, you have no clue who we’re talking about. Lars-Kristian Eriksen is a Norwegian soccer player who like every other European soccer player [Time-Out: Norway is in Europe, right? It is? OK, got it. Time-In] has a smokeshow wife. Lars, age 30, and and Caroline, age 26, had their first child on…
To be honest, I wasn’t exactly sure who Georgios Samaras was. I consider myself a big fan of soccer and follow several European Leagues. But Samaras plays for Celtic in the Scottish Premier League. The SPL is like Single A – outside of people living in each town, not many care about it. But Georgios Samaras’ ex-girlfriend Alexandra Loizou certainly caught my eye, momentarily causing me to stop ignoring the SPL. While the spotlight shined…